Much has been made of Supreme Court Associate Justice Samuel Alito supposedly mouthing "not true" during President Barack Obama's State of the Union speech.
Get ready for even more explosive news. Thanks to exclusive, patent-pending technology, Suits & Sentences has been able to decode what other justices were quietly mouthing during the speech:
Chief Justice John Roberts: "I am seriously going to muff your swearing-in next time, pal..."
Justice Anthony Kennedy: "Why doesn't Linda Greenhouse respect me?"
Retired Justice Sandra Day O'Connor: "I never should have left."
Retired Justice David Souter: "I'm so glad I left."
Justice Clarence Thomas: " "
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