It was only a matter of time: Jesus has returned!
Or, at least, Cheesus of Nazareth has made a cameo appearance.
Texas residents Dan and Sarah Bell said that Cheesus appeared to them in a bag of Cheetos they bought at a gas station.
Dan and Sarah say they see a praying Jesus in the two-inch tall orange Cheeto.
Dan and Sarah tend to Cheesus by keeping him in a little container. They look after Cheesus and have big plans for the little Messiah: They want to sell him on E-Bay.
But if Cheesus doesn't bring a decent price, Dan says, he is simply going to eat the Messiah!
"How much do you think we should ask for it?" he told a local TV station. " It could be 25 cents, could be 25 dollars. If it's only 25 cents, we're just going to eat it."
Eat Cheesus?
Isn't that sacrilegious?
Now is the time for all good Christians to mobilize and save Cheesus!
Let not His Cheesiness become just another road trip snack!
(For non-believers out there, this is not the first time that God has manifested Himself as a Cheeto. You can see Cheesus here and in the 2008 video below...)
I believe in his return when he brings whirled peas.
Posted by: Laura | May 24, 2009 at 01:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUnH9NECSUU
Posted by: MorrocanFoodLover | May 25, 2009 at 08:02 AM
Christians who partake of Holy Communion eat baked representations of Jesus every week.
Posted by: Helena Cobban | May 25, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Oh, ok... take all the fun out of it.
Cheesus is risen!
Posted by: Dion Nissenbaum | May 25, 2009 at 10:57 AM
I am corrected. It is Simpsons sacrilicious, not sacrilegious...
Posted by: Dion Nissenbaum | May 25, 2009 at 10:59 AM